What A Complete And Utter Gloss - $6.90
Damson PlumCherry BrandyStrawberry MilkshakePina Colada
Add shimmer, shine and sex appeal to your lips with these tubes. Any man who isn’t then beggin to kiss them is a… well, replace the GL (which in your case, also stands for Good Looking) of glosser with T and we think you know what he is.0/8
Anatomicals Travel Pack - $12.60
Travel Pack contains: Everyday Shampoo 30ml, Energizing Body Wash 30ml, Facial Cleanser 30ml and Body Lotion 30ml.0/3
Anatomicals Snog Me Senseless - Minty Tingling Lip Balm - $5.20
You know how when you kiss some people, it's rather like kissing a cold dead fish? (Your plaice or mine)? Kiss someone who is wearing this lip balm, it's just like kissing a sexy iceberg.0/6
Anatomicals Snog Me Senseless Breath Freshener - $5.20
Nothing will send someone scurrying to the nearest nunnery or monastry to sign up for a life of celibacy quicker than whiffy breath. so like clean underwear keep this spray on your person. you don't want a paramedic refusing you the kiss of life, do you?0/8
Anatomicals Snog Me Senseless Mints - $4.10
A smooch should be tender, a smooch should be romantic, a smooch should be... whoah, just put a lead on your partner and call them Fido. keep breath snog-matastical fresh with these mints. when Cher sang 'it's in his kiss', we bet she didn't mean halitosis.0/9
Anatomicals None of Your Foul Mouth - Cinnamon Mints - $4.10
You naughty motorist, you muddy well just cut me up'. 'Have you got myopia referee, I'm sure johnny foreigner was off side?' Our mints make one's breath more palatable, but not, alas, one's hand gestures. 'Hey buddy, you do that in some country and they'll execute you.'0/9
Anatomicals Supercalfreelicktasticexit Halitosis - Sour Apple Mints - $4.10
Our calorie free (no spoonful of sugar here Mary) mints are the real deal, unlike Dick Van Dyke's cockney accent. They keep your breath as clean and fresh as a chimney sweep 'ain't'. Also, they're jolly handy, so you can pop(pins) one in your mouth any time of day.0/9
Anatomicals Body Cleanser - And we've sea sea'd you too - $6.90
In a state of fevered excitement, we emailed all the top beauty editors. so now Vogue, Tatler, Harpers Bazaar, Women's Wear Daily, Elle and Marie Claire (to name but a few) all know that our new bossy cleanser is a refreshing blend of sea minerals to transport you, via your shower or bath, to oceans a blue. As a valued customer, we also wanted to inform you of our much anticipated launch. but wouldn't you just know it? Your mailbox was full and it bounced back.0/3
Anatomicals That's When I Fell For the Leader of the (Hair) Pack - Conditioning Hair Pack - $12.60
Directions for use:
• Wash your hair with your favourite anatomicals shampoo.
• Work the mask through you hair massaging gently.
• Leave for a few minutes (for greater effect wrap in a heated towel).
• Rinse thoroughly.
Includes Jojoba seed oil which has been used for centuries to condition, help replenish the moisture in your hair, leaving it frizz free and beautifully sleek. 15ml each sachet, 6 sachets per box
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Anatomicals Eye Gel - No old bags allowed- $5.20
Eyes are the windows to the soul. don't allow yours to look like they belong in a derelict building that's just been vandalised again, by keeping this tightening gel handy. after all, there's only one place for bags in the world. under the arms of a yummy Beverly Hills porter.0/6
Anatomicals Hand and Foot Cream - The cream of the British Society - $12.00
Can't sing, can't act, can't dance? in fact have no discernible talent for anything at all? hello! why aren't you in the pages of star magazines every week? in a world where everybody strives to be a somebody, it's definitely not ok to be a nobody. so the heat is on you to behave and look your best. (since best is actually a magazine for your mum, let us keep it as lower case, shall we.) and where your hands and feet are concerned, this pack can help you look every inch the global international milkmaid celebrity. don't moan, it's big on Bulgarian newsstands.0/3
Anatomicals Foot Cream - Cheese release me - $6.40
Run! go on run and don't you stop running. run for your life, run to and from work, run marathons, run half marathons, run up hills, run through forest and while you are running, make sure you wear trainers. that way, come the end of the day, you will have just about the smelliest feet in the neighborhood and be forced to keep buying this refreshing foot cream to stop the dog fainting every time you remove your socks or tights. into the bargain, you'll also help to make us nice and wealthy, so that we can afford to go everywhere by chauffer driven limousine. after all, the last thing we want to do is have to run for any horrid form of public transport.0/6
